"Ouch!" cried the worm, "you stepped on me and now all my guts have gone out of me! Please don't step on my----"
The human shlumped down the concrete pathway soaked to the core with rain water.
The worm stopped mid sentence as she saw her baby worms get tramped by fucking rain boots. "I can't believe you stepped on my babies, you jerk!"
There was a huge puddle ahead, and the human loved puddles because there was something liberating about displacing a significant amount of water with a waterproof boot.
The worm sighed. "Guess I'll just lay here as you splash me with dirty ass rain water."
And the most tremendous splash happened and all the worms with their guts went back into the soil.
the end.
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