As I watch episodes of "Angry Boys" (watch the show, I have been laughing non-stop) while multitasking with 19 internet pages open, I've stumbled on the BEST Valentine's Day rhymes/cards of ALL TIME!
The following cards were the reason why I loved 2nd grade on February 14th!
Another thing I stumbled upon was a list of the top 5 rejected Vday rhymes. they are so witty.. yet so wrong!
5. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk
4. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
3. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
2. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Now quit reading this crap, and go fall in love or something!
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