Nerdin out

Fact: When I grow up, I'm going to be marrying a nerd.

My first face-blushing, heart-pumping crush was in the 2nd grade.
When we did our times tables, he knew every. single. one. (that included the 12 tables)
When we mixed baking soda and vinegar, he knew exactly why it happened.
When we learned cursive, his handwriting was AWESOME.
One day on the playground, as he read his 100+ page Animorphs book, I sat down next to him with the biggest book I could find in my teacher's library. He smiled at me (*swooonnn*) and started talking about worldly things. We talked about how he preferred Sesame Street to Barney growing up because of the content and depth of learning the program provided. (I personally liked Barney, but I nodded in agreement anyways because he used big words.)

As the years pass, my sentiments toward those really offbeat, smart boys haven't changed. It must be because they throw really cute pick up lines my way and want to joke about stuff like figuring out the torque of a shaft (dirty-alert!). Some of the best pick up lines are the nerdy ones. Use these!!

"You're sine and I'm cosine and together we make 1"
"You’re as sweet at 3.14."
"Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element."
"Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I’m around you"

....Or you can just send these really cute, dorky photos that I was lucky enough to stumble upon. Brace yourself, these are freaking awesome.




Now quit procrastinating and go solve some diff EQs